@fro_vo: When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card
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@KKAlThani: Ten years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash, & no rope to hang myself with if I read this again.
@kwirkyKerri: I don't have a pet so I decided to adopt the spider living in the corner of my kitchen. Her name is Monique. I hope she isn't knocked up.
@QwertyJones3: The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing that the person who prepared it has a bald head.