@fro_vo: When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card
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@Mike_Wrong: Every time I wear a suit I hear the same five words. "Will the defendants please rise"
@PorkUrPine: WIFE: look at that couple. He kisses his girl every time he sees her. Why can't you do that ME: I'd love to but I don't know her well enough
@FuckabillyRex: "Sorry, I have to take this call." "That's a banana. And it's half eaten." *covers banana with hand "I don't tell you how to do business."
@kelkulus: The Garden of Eden must have been one exciting place if the most tempting things were apples.