@SlabBaconBP: When you write lyrics as bad as "I got soul but I'm not a soldier" it's important to repeat it exactly 10 times in a row so nobody misses it
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@shegotagronk: Every time my gf stays over we reenact the last scene from Titanic. She hogs 99% of the bed while I'm in the floor hanging on for dear life.
@KBChicken75: Stop fingering it and put it in your mouth is not the best choice of words when speaking to your teenager about her dinner.. I know this now
@extranapkins: The jerk store called? But, that jerk store burned down ten years ago... on this very night