@MumsieEsq: When your 3yo spits a chewed up wad of cheese into your hand and you're like "where did you find this, I didn't give you any cheese today?"
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@markhoppus: Me: A 3-hour movie?! Who does that?! Also me: I will now watch all 13 hours of this tv series in one sitting.
@ThisOneSayz: When you smile and laugh and pretend you heard a word they said. ~ Night club conversations and marriage
@Dawn_M_: I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades.