@1Happytwit: When your boss says "You need help", he never means a hitman.
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@FunnyTunes: If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency.
@daviddeweil: If The Bachelor was realistic they'd ask each other where they want to go out to eat and then never make a decision.
@XplodingUnicorn: I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain.
@RandomAntics: we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'