@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.
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@andyerikson: Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually.
@JessObsess: Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me.
@Girl_Censored: I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard...
@OhMyBlondie: If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here.