@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
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@YUCKYBOT: The difference between my "Maine lobster" and my "main lobster" is boiling water or a high five.
@MummsThaWord: Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant
@TjSmooth0: *job interview* "Youre 30? Why haven't you accomplished your life goals?" "Tbh I thought the Mayan apocalypse was real. No plan past that."