@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
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@SteveSackington: For fun, I steal my married friends phones & change my name to 'Brandy from the club' then repeatedly call them & hang up at 3am. #topahole
@MichaelTrying: I bought one follower just to see what it was like and he showed up at my job and his name is Eddie and he’s kind of freaking me out guys.
@LindaInDisguise: If my partner didn't want me to wear yoga pants because they make me too attractive to other men, I'd respect his wishes and take them off.
@jasonroeder: I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado.