@Ivsy01: When your friend wants to do a drive by but none of us can see that good at night anymore.
@EndhooS: "Come on now, I'm sure that Megatron isn't such a bad guy when you get to know him..." - Optimist Prime.
@SusanRinell: My New Years resolution was to not have any sex.
@JustinGuarini: The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day.
@brunopieroni: Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes.
@Crunch11b: Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence.