@trevso_electric: When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that "totally weird" text you got from your ex last night.
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@MarcusTheToken: A kiss begins with K. But it's also just a text from someone who doesn't want to have a conversation with you.
@petemandik: I have just completed knitting a tiny sweater for my one true friend, who is a grape.
@JimmyTheThing: Gay or straight, No state should legally recognize a marriage if they don't serve alcohol at the wedding.
@ch000ch: my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot