@pimpcey_: When your man makes a valid point
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@SteveInevitable: If a girl texts you and asks if you think she's fat and you try to respond "Nooo" autocorrect changes it to "Moo" so that's pretty cool.
@TheGayFlash: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin or a lawnmower.
@just1fool: Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.