@pimpcey_: When your man makes a valid point
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@notshivi: Everyone prepare yourself for National "How is it May already?" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
@Underchilde: I opened Twitter at a red light once, and when I looked up, a week had passed and I was sitting in police impound.
@meganamram: I love therapy sessions because I get to cry for an hour. It usually freaks out my patient, though