@i_theindian: When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.
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@chuuew: THERAPIST: Your notes say that you "scare easily" and are "quite disagreeable". ME: *from behind the couch* That's not true.
@SpencerLenox: A mattress will double in weight after six years, just like everything else I sleep with!
@adult_keverage: "Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer.