@i_theindian: When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.
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@behindyourback: Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space
@Floatersfinest: I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'
@1Happytwit: This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before.