@i_theindian: When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down.
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@audipenny: friend: wish you were here! me, abruptly stopping whatever I'm doing and captaining a speedboat approaching your house: oh really
@ch000ch: need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it
@NikiWithIssues: Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out.