@FussySaffa: When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?' is unwise, apparently.
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@Pat_Bren: The worst thing about living in the city must be cleaning all the dead parkour people out of your chimney.
@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.
@jacob_swift16: Her: I just don't like you, no one does Me: What, why? is it my hair? Her: no Me: MY LOOKS!? Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god