@DocHackenbush: When your pharmacist actually wants you to die.
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@DadandBuried: "Try it, it's so good!" "Come on, man. Just a taste." "I'm having some. Mmmm." "Trust me." Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer.
@junejuly12: Apparently "if you must draw your eyebrows on, please draw them evenly" was not the tip this waitress was expecting.
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.