@DocHackenbush: When your pharmacist actually wants you to die.
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@chelliet22: Maybe the reason you're not having *sexual intercourse* is because you call it sexual intercourse.
@The_Just_Factor: Nice try Jehovah's witnesses, but dressing up like the police and saying you have a warrant isn't going to get me to come to the door.
@TheOneTrueDisco: Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely.