@DocHackenbush: When your pharmacist actually wants you to die.
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@VeganZebra: *walks into IT department attempting to look cool* You guys torrent any emails lately?
@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@Ignorant_Indian: People out there are trying to contact the dead and you're telling me you can't text back?
@jake_lach: Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?