@bracealmighty: When your pirate friend wants to join in...
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@lovemydogduck: Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger & I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner.
@lovemyboots111: How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects
@Beerhaze: I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet.