@bracealmighty: When your pirate friend wants to join in...
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@jeffswarens: Talking on your cell during church isn't good, but if you use blue tooth hands free they just think you've got the spirit.
@drinksmcgee: Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy. You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.
@RidiculousSheri: My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I'm the racecar, sometimes I'm the iron. But usually I'm a peanut because I've lost all the game pieces.