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@causticbob: When your prospective father-in-law asks:"Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?"
Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

When your prospective father-in-law asks:”Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?”
Do NOT say:”Because I am tired of using my own”

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