@PressOneForNo: When your toddlers are teenagers don't forget to wake them at 5am because your sock came off
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@thebeckyard: I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
@WorldofWid: Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun.
@Cpin42: Crucifixion art is so depressing. Every time I look at Jesus, I can’t help thinking...I’ll never have abs like that.