@PressOneForNo: When your toddlers are teenagers don't forget to wake them at 5am because your sock came off
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@shelbyfero: "Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."
@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: "Sorry," I think
@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."
@YoungNobler: They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."