@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.
@krisv_723: Him: pick up those new bareskin condoms.
*later*
Him: why is there hair on this & wtf, is that a claw?
Me: next time get them yourself. Do you know how hard it is to skin a bear?
@ericonederful: Fellas,
If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex.
P.S. Bring a spider.
@leechee420: Friend asks me to be her maid of honor:
M-What do I have to do?
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little.
Mission accomplished.
@_youhadonejob: I'll be there Kyle I have so many questions.
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