@shelbyfero: "Make it two if you count my great personality - three if we include my charm! Hahahahaha oh um yes it's a table for one."

@lloydrang: Kid: Mommy's last name must be "Honey" cuz that's what daddy calls her Teacher: That's SWEET. What's her first name? Kid: "Sorry," I think

@amydillon: My kid just locked me out of the house in 95 degree weather, but sure, "it goes by so fast."

@YoungNobler: They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."

@fro_vo: presidents day is just a holiday created by "Big President" to get us to buy more presidents