@Test_of_Steron: Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd.

@krisv_723: Him: pick up those new bareskin condoms. *later* Him: why is there hair on this & wtf, is that a claw? Me: next time get them yourself. Do you know how hard it is to skin a bear?

@ericonederful: Fellas, If you kill a spider while you're at her place, congratulations. You will be having sex. P.S. Bring a spider.

@leechee420: Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

@_youhadonejob: I'll be there Kyle I have so many questions.