@PressOneForNo: When your toddlers are teenagers don't forget to wake them at 5am because your sock came off
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@ThisOneSayz: Me: babe, I don't mean to be THAT person but you breathe way too loud & I can't fall asleep. *Vader grabs a blanket & moves to the couch*
@SamGrittner: I want to become a librarian so bad. I love books but I love telling people to shut up even more.
@lecalabara: Sober me will always have your back.Drunk me will convince you to get a tattoo of a unicorn doing a dolphin over a rainbow on your back.