@Henry_3k: When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is "I think of you all the time dear" & not "Sex with who?".
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@smithsara79: Me: *crying* B-but... but you said... Waiter: *sigh* "Unlimited" breadsticks, I know ma'am, but we're closing now & you have to go
@ibid78: [sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] "NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]
@BlindChow: COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* no
@SkinnerSteven: That old expression: "hold the phone!" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that