@Henry_3k: When your wife asks if men think about sex every 7 seconds the correct answer is "I think of you all the time dear" & not "Sex with who?".
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@primawesome: The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger.
@FeverFlave: First date: And if you could slide over a little bit my Mom would like to sit next to you...
@MaraWritesStuff: Adele is an amazing singer. The problem is, when one of her songs comes on, everyone else thinks they are, too