@marknorm: When you're a kid and you have an accident you pee your pants. When you're an adult and you have an accident you have a kid.
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@ChipKellysBalls: Find a penny Pick it up & all the day You'll have significantly raised chances of contracting a bacterial infection ...
@causticbob: I said to my wife, 'Hey, I really love these new furry condoms.'' 'Bob, that's a cat.'