@noog: When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up.
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@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.
@hippieswordfish: ME: *falls down the stairs* help buddy im hurt bad call 911 ROBE-BOT: another robe sir?
@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh.....