@noog: When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up.
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@Biraahwa: Friend: Do you have a bird problem? Me: No. Friend: Why is there a scare crow in your compound. Me: Oh that? That's for people.
@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...
@all_about_today: Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting.
@gagging: If you think marijuana doesn't kill you've obviously never read the bible. People getting stoned to death left and right.