@noog: When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up.
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@leshnevsky: Today I played dead with my 5yo nephew. He cried for 5 seconds, then grabbed my iPhone and run away.
@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
@SomthinBoutSara: Pro Tip: you can't just be sorry. You have to understand why I expect you to be sorry and be able to articulate that back to me in detail