@Darlainky: When you're craving a Krabby Patty so bad!!! But the Krusty Krab is closed....and also fictional.
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@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@weinerdog4life: Someone hired a sloth with a knife to murder me, he's in my driveway, so I have 6-8 months to live
@flashember: [Alligator feeding at the zoo] Me: Hey let me do it Keeper: 1st time? M: Heck no *alligator takes me by the arm* I WAS JUST BRAGGING SAVE ME