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@rickolantern: When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines

Delicious sardines

When you’re on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines

Delicious sardines

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