@canadian_egg: When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird.
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@RidiculousSheri: The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me.
@Darlainky: I've never been introduced before entering a room unless you count "Shh, here she comes!"