@jennalynn518: Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney.
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@Tmoney68: June 1885 - The Statue Of Liberty arrives in the U.S. in 350 pieces with no instructions. Future IKEA magnate: "That gives me an idea."
@trevso_electric: It's summer. We're young. Let's sneak into someone else's pool and skinnydip. If we get caught, we stab them and assume their identities.
@mo_vitaluna: To all those out there named Christian but are atheist, LOL Sincerely, The rest of us