@neverknownfacts: Whenever a character in a book praises the cleverness of another character’s idea, it’s really just the author praising their own idea.
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@CantWaitToNap: When a cop talks to you about Miranda, he's not inviting you for a three-way... I know this now.
@david8hughes: Therapist: so your parents also suffered from depression? Me: no they both liked it
@RayfromCincy: The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
@AmishPornStar1: The Shining is my favorite Christmas movie about enjoying quality time with the family when you’re snowed in.