@hmcpherson17: Sitting outside the dentist office eating Oreos, b/c I think everyone should earn their pay.

@imdaintyaf: Stop fussing over whether the glass is half full or half empty and just marvel at the fact that I managed to produce that much discharge.

@addyosmani: Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers

@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.

@OfficeofSteve: Instead of cursing and swearing when someone cuts me off in traffic, I just yell lyrics from Spice Girl songs out the window