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@GetCougarized: Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it.

If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home.

Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it.

If he’s not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I’m going home.

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