@BakwasRadio: Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him.
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@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworker: Summer plans? Me: Hell yeah. Rock shows galore CW: Def Leppard, Guns N Roses? Me: *thinks to amethysts and pyrite on brochure* Yea
@caperbc75: Sorry my seductive strip tease to Janet Jackson's Black Cat blew your Grandma's pacemaker and caused your Mom to divorce your Dad.