@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
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@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder
@natalayhehoo: If I ever want to hide something from my husband I'd put it in the dishwasher- he'd never look in there
@lisaxy424: Hot chick without makeup: her beauty is so effortless & carefree Me without makeup: why is that very sick grandma not in a home