@MelvinofYork: Whenever I conduct a job interview I ask the applicant to name their favorite Muppet, and no matter the answer I scowl and shake my head.
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@squirrel74wkgn: If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science.
@DrDogMD: [During surgery] DR DOG: Suction please. NURSE: But there's no bleeding. DR DOG: I know *drooling* but just look at that liver!