@HavocMantis: Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton.
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@Bob_Janke: *washing motorcycle with my shirt off *cops show up Cops: That guy told you to stay away from his motorcycle
@squirrel74wkgn: If you see a man running down the street tonight, blowing a whistle & wearing a life guard shirt...don't worry, I'm just chasing my dream.
@SuperApple80: It’s like my kid challenging me to this pillow fight doesn’t realize I’ll swing for the fences.