@HavocMantis: Whenever I experience happiness, I signal this to other humans by showing the sharpest part of my skeleton.
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@TheBeerGuy73: Every few weeks I login to Facebook, update my birthday to the current day, and those idiots wish me happy birthday every time.
@CherBear162: Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like "WHY is this shit still here?"
@JustDontBugMe: Me: Another nightmare? Him: Why? M: You were yelling "Dora the Explorer help! No Swiper, no!" H: ... M: Maybe lay off the cartoons, bruh.