@SandyPeterz: Whenever I have a twitter break, I check my job.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@Tups13: There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it.
@onion_an: Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't