@Bob_Janke: Whenever I have to fix a hole in any wall I always hide a realistically drawn but totally fake treasure map in there first.
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@not_delicate: Me: I close my office door every day and nap for an hour without anyone noticing. Interviewer: I'm not sure I'd call that a 'strength.'
@bornmiserable: [any medication commercial] good news, we have something that will likely make things worse for you