@GloriaFallon123: Whenever I hear someone call my name, my first instinct is to walk faster
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@longwall26: A werewolf is chasing you and you are going to die but he's wearing TOMS and you can't stop laughing.
@loudmouth_usa: Me: Ma'am your pet is loud. Lady: That's my baby. Me: Ma'am your pet baby is loud