@GlennyRodge: Whenever I left a door open, my mum would ask if I was born in a barn, which is odd because you'd think she'd remember something like that.
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@Jessdaisy: Current relationship status: Leaving pizza and beer in the bushes, to lure in stalkers.
@Tmoney68: [Last supper] *breaks bread* This is my body *pours wine* This is my blood *plays Montell Jordan* THIS IS HOW WE DO IT *Apostles go nuts*
@RidiculousSheri: Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS