@msmessymist: Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!
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@MoistPork: Have your tribal tattoo call my tramp stamp and let's make beautiful, douchey babies together.
@ThisAlexStein: In order to save money I installed a sound chip into my wallet. Now when it opens it plays a song by Creed so I quickly have to close it.
@Adar79Angie: When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."