@msmessymist: Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!
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@joe_binkley: "I heard that taking your shirt off can make you appear more aggressive and self-confident." "Ok, but we already said you got the job."
@PaperWash: I noticed you're eating that bag of popcorn one piece at a time. So how many people have you murdered?
@2tickytacky: Lemon is supposedly a good diuretic. I ate a quart of lemon pudding and nothing is happening.