@AddTequila: Whenever I meet a girl with tattoos, I get excited. Because I know she's legal and willing to do stuff she may regret.
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@1evilidiot: Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight.
@amydillon: [sits next to friend in a coma, holding her hand] "Squeeze once if that's an 8 at the end of your HBO Go password."
@Hadzilla: No thanks farting robot on the wall I'll use the paper towels to dry my hands nice try though