@krustythe_klown: Whenever I miss my ex I think about the things I didnt like about him... Like his hairy behind and his wife.
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@daemonic3: [interview] So what makes you qualified to be an x-ray technician? Superman: Are you being serious right now?
@biggsmoke814: Where's Jesus when you need him. There's only 2 fish sticks left and I've got company coming.