@ilovepie84: Whenever I see a new couple on a date I walk up to their table, hold up my phone and tell the guy "You're Wife Sarah says hello".
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@SomthinBoutSara: You can now buy candy unwrapped and avoid any effort at all to eat it. USA! USA!
@nocturnallyme: I could be wrong, but an escape goat strikes me as an awfully inefficient getaway plan.
@LosLos__: My parenting book would be just a series of "Shhh" with different lengths and punctuation for various occasions.
@LindaInDisguise: Went to WalMart today and still had all my kids when I got home. Next week, I'll try harder.