@TheAlexP: Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read.
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@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
@ImSoFrancis: Astronaut: I never loved you Me: how could you say that? Astronaut: it's the truth Me: no I mean like, sound doesn't travel in a vacuum
@trevso_electric: "Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we'll call you a liar." -insurance