@rolldiggity: Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, "Help! That tornado can't swim!"
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@internetluke: If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said "sorry to Bale on you" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest.
@AristotlesNZ: I went to M.C. Hammer's house once. It was annoying. He won't let you touch anything.
@calamitydaisy: If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?
@myonlymizztake: Told my doctor I would lose 10 pounds in three months. That was three months ago and now I have 18 hours to lose 9¾ pounds.