@rolldiggity: Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, "Help! That tornado can't swim!"
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@WilliamRodgers: Bro: Dude, is this YOUR Shakira CD??? Me: What? No....it's my wife's..... Hips: No.... It's his... Me: Shut up Hips!