@rolldiggity: Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, "Help! That tornado can't swim!"
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@bees_wingz: I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay.
@Thynebear: If cops used t-shirt guns instead of handguns they wouldn't even need to tell criminals to put their hands up.
@13spencer: You know what they say, the secret to a good relationship is never going to bed married.