@rolldiggity: Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, "Help! That tornado can't swim!"
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@JillBidenVeep: Not pictured: Joe waiting outside the door in his karate uniform ready to spring into action.
@hyperblastchic: Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave.
@jwoodham: THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?