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@JamieDMJ: Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
@MomOnFire: And then I heard my mother's voice come out of my mouth like a demonic possession, "Get your hands off my breakable ornaments!"
@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.