@NoogsCorner: Whenever I see an unsecured WiFi, I just assume it's owned by a chimpanzee sitting in a room and hitting a keyboard with a hammer.
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@flashember: WIFE: Will he ever wake up? DOCTOR: Only a shocking truth will do it W: i sold his pet hamster ME *eyes fly open* WHERE HAS THEODORE GONE
@lemmywinkler: The "oops, wrong hole" excuse doesn't work when she catches you with her best friend.
@AlisonAgosti: The word "Caesar" has always bothered me. It looks like a and e are mad at each other.