@PanicRestroom: Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: "Who's that next to you?"
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@TheBoydP: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who sprayed air freshener into my restroom stall...
@karanbirtinna: Sheepdog: Here are your 40 sheep. Farmer: But I own only 36. Sheepdog: I know. I rounded them up.
@brynnester: [Confession] Me: I wish Jim was alive. He was my best friend Priest: Jim is alive. I saw him yesterday Me: Yeah I was getting to that part