@Dutch_50: Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?" Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
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@CountOnVic: Kanye deleted all the slander like we didn't have an hour to grab screenshots and make power point presentations
@MichaelTrying: In the event of a robot invasion, show them a photo and ask them to point out the street signs. It fries their circuits and they explode.
@NintenDom: It's never going to work out between Mario and the Princess. Most of the time she's on a whole other level.