@KentWGraham: Whenever I skip a day on the treadmill, I add the 25 minutes to the next day. Tomorrow, I will be running until 2026.
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@NicestHippo: [getting a massage] MASSEUSE: You have sensitive skin SKIN: What is THAT supposed to mean
@Adar79Angie: You girls are so cute, talking about crumbs in your bra. I found a missing hiker in mine.
@ClassyKentucky: T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student's stuff to grade S: I have other teacher's homework to do.