@ARealTinderella: Whenever I tinker with the idea of a having a relationship, I go spend a night with my married friends.
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@katy_fit: Remember kids, don't light your own fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all damn day do it.
@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.
@OkieGirl405: My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life