@sbellelauren: whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
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@Alex_N_Chains: I just felt a weird twitching somewhere inside me. I think it might be my liver waving a white flag.
@shariv67: Parents tell you their baby's weight because they have no other information. They can't say "Meet Jim, a free spirit who's into yodeling."
@discountzen: I may be 26, but I have the body of a 16 year old. Her parents are very upset. As are the police.