@sbellelauren: whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
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@thenatewolf: Mom: I brought you into this world and I can take you out Me: Who taught you about laws, mom? Granny? Granny: I'm allowed to kill everyone
@1Bad_Scientist: I'm at my most British when she says "teabag me" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth.