@sbellelauren: whenever i trip a skinny girl running in only a sports bra i feel like i'm doing god's work
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@Coolisiana: GOD- "I will send a plague that will kill all living things on earth" *Fish slip the LORD a $20* "On second thought how about a flood?"
@robwhisman: reminder: the best way to say benedict cumberbatch is to the tune of photograph by nickelback
@shkeeber: If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money.