@SacamanoB: Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk.
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@yoyoha: Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever.
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?
@WonderMonkey78: Atheists don't believe in God or the "i before e except after c" rule of spelling.