@MrsJekyllsHyde: In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?

@nealbrennan: When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist.

@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."

@findmydolls: *peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*

@AndyRuther: If Trump or Hillary really cared about America they never would have agreed to a debate in the middle of a Monday Night Football game.