@imence2: Whenever I write out my alimony payment, I put cute things on the memo. Like "for your next divorce" or "clothes that make you feel skinny".
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@nealbrennan: When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist.
@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."