@Velocycrator: Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot.
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@WritePlay: I always assumed the movie "Grease" got its title from how those characters managed to fit into those pants.
@Mr_Kapowski: "Will you marry me?" "The cookie was poison" "The lotto numbers will never win" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies
@JoParkerBear: Kanye West tweeted that Bill Cosby is innocent? This is the last straw. He just lost my vote in 2020.
@thenatewolf: Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.