@Velocycrator: Whenever I'm alone, I like to dig a hole in my backyard, remove all my clothes, go inside that hole and pretend that I'm a carrot.
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@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
@causticbob: Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.