@mattgallo123: Whenever I'm drinking gatorade and wearing gym clothes I wonder if people think I'm exercising or if they know I'm hungover on laundry day.
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@bdbdleeroybrown: Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
@blade_funner: Me: [going in for a hug] Loudspeaker: SECURITY TO THE OCTOPUS TANK
@Fickle_Filly: It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me.
@samknight1: What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?
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