@mattgallo123: Whenever I'm drinking gatorade and wearing gym clothes I wonder if people think I'm exercising or if they know I'm hungover on laundry day.
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@JermHimselfish: Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything.
@WestofCrazy: What is "Fine" I'll take passive-aggressive responses for $800, Alex...
@chanelsprinkles: mom: do the dishes me: i cant im ugly
@Cheeseboy22: Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier.
@Midgetspar: It's too bad u can't safely fill babies with helium. How cute would that be to look up and see hundreds of floating, chubby, happy, babies.
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