@clindsaysway: Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, "What would I do?" so I can do the opposite thing
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@itsa_talia: i know 99.9999% of you don't know anything about california area stereotypes but this is such a fullerton thing
@SaraMansford: Germ 1-OMG he dropped his pizza! Germ 2-PIIZZZAAAA!!! Let's get it! Germ Capt.-Stand back! He still has one more second to pick it up.
@paulhorne: I was just adoringly watching my dog sleep and he woke up and caught me and now he thinks I'm some stalker weirdo.
@GrantTanaka: having sex w/ a girl who has multiple personalities would be awesome unless one of those personalities was hitler