@clindsaysway: Whenever I'm in a difficult situation, I think, "What would I do?" so I can do the opposite thing
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@JuliaEveHays: Hey, Morgan Freeman. Donating $1M to Obama's campaign isn't going to make him get older faster so you can play him in the movie.
@CatherineLMK: I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing.
@chrisdowning: Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges.