@Not_From_Troy: Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself "What would Jesus do?" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant
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@AndrewNadeau0: HER: I think we should see other people. ME: *Looks around scared* Can…can you not see any of them?
@maisonshouting: *thinks my friend Liz’s full first name is Lizard* Lizard. Listen to me. Why are you laughing. Lizard be serious. Lizard please
@WineMummy: When you're on a date that's not going well, just start talking about genital psoriasis. You're welcome.
@CherBear162: Did you hear that? What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT "WHAT?"..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*