@Not_From_Troy: Whenever I'm in doubt, I ask myself "What would Jesus do?" then I remember Jesus got crucified, his decision making skills weren't brilliant
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@StorybookBlonde: My cell phone fell in the pool...now I know what it feels like to have someone you love drown.
@iGreenMonk: I got a dog and named it "Twenty Miles". This way I can tell people that I walk twenty miles everyday.
@theyearofelan: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven because they wouldn't let you in because you're terrible?
@papasuncle: If you watch 2016 backwards, it's a heartwarming story of how celebrities can come back to life just by trending on the Internet.